Today I received this wonderfully funny random email. She always knows EXACTLY what I need to read and when I need to read it.

So I thought I would share, pretty sure we all have these thoughts!

ENJOY

RANDOM THOUGHTS ....

Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

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There is a great need for sarcasm font.

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Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what in hell was going on when I first saw it.

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How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

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I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

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I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

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How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers & sisters !

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Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

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Bad decisions make good stories.

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You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

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Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

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I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper, and I swear I did not make any changes to it.

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I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop dead?

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I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every early morn...

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It really ticks me off when I want to read a story on CNNcom and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

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I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet that on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Light than with Kay..

SMILE ---- it makes people wonder ...